Awful Valentine’s Day Gifts To Avoid
While you may be in a relationship that will withstand a silly Valentine’s Day gift, exercise caution! That said, if you’re searching for a great prank Valentine’s Day gift, something on this list could possibly suit you perfectly. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Tattoo. You can’t tell me it wouldn’t freak you out if someone you are casually dating turned up with a tattoo with your name on it.
Soap / Deodorant. Nothing says “I can’t stand the way you smell” like the gift of soap and deodorant.
Stuffed Animals. While a stuffed bear is a cute gift when you were 12, precisely what are they really going to do with a toy?
Mangroomer. When you have a hairy man, this electric back shaver is sort of too good a present not to give.
Gym Membership. Anything fitness related (gym membership, exercise video, scale) screams that you’d love nothing more than for their body to improve. This one’s a deal breaker!
Carnations. If we mention giving flowers for Valentine’s Day, that doesn’t include tacky carnations.
Vacuum. She’ll be reading between your lines that you think she’s a disorganized slob who can’t cleanup after herself. Far better to avoid that one.
Padded Underwear. Even though your better half could benefit from the more curvaceous caboose, you don’t have to rub it in their face!

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